Anaconda
Came
out; 2025
Time;
1 hours 39 Minutes
Watched:
Netflix
Rated:
PG-13 for violence/action, strong language and some drug use and
suggestive references
IMDB
Rating; 5.6/10
Rotten
Tomatoes:
Tomato
Meter 47%
Popcorn
Meter 75%
Caution;
Spoiler Alert
Staring;
Jack
Black as Doug McCallister
Paul
Rudd as Ronald Griffin Jr
Steven
Zahn as Kenny Trent
Thandiwe
Newton as Claire Simons
Daniela
Melchior as Ana Almeida
Selton
Mello as Santiago
Ice
Cube as Himself
Jennifer
Lopez as Herself
Story
Line;
Four
film obsessives drag themselves into the Amazon on a shoestring
dream: make a spiritual sequel to a schlocky 90s horror classic
nobody asked for. Doug is the engine, a guy whose genuine talent has
been slowly suffocating under wedding reception footage. Griff has
the rights and the actor's hunger but not much else. The rain-forest
is indifferent. The snake is absent. What the film is really about is
the distance between loving movies and actually making one, and
whether passion alone can paper over every logistical, financial, and
interpersonal crack that opens up the moment you leave home with a
camera and a bad plan
Thoughts:
This
was so much better than I expected!
Yes,
it's named Anaconda, Yes, it has giant fake snakes like the original
movie did but there's so much of a throw back to it. I thought this
movie was hilarious
The
ending was perfect and exactly how it should have been
CAUTION;
Spoiler Alert
Childhood
friends Doug McCallister, Ronald "Griff" Griffin, Kenny
Trent, and Claire Simons are all dissatisfied with the way their
lives have gone. When Griff, a television actor struggling to find
work at Sony
Pictures Studios in Culver
City, reveals that he has obtained the rights to one of
their favorite films, Anaconda,
the group secures a loan and travels to the Amazon
Rainforest in Brazil to
make a low-budget indie
version of the film.
The
group are joined by Ana Almeida, a woman who claims to be the
daughter of the boat rental operator they've been working with. While
shooting, Griff accidentally kills Heitor, the semi-tame snake they
were using. Griff and their snake
handler Carlos
Santiago venture into the jungle to find a replacement, but Santiago
is attacked by a massive anaconda that
terrorizes the jungle.
Doug
decides to add Ana as a character in their film and begins focusing
mainly on her, creating friction with Griff. A Sony film
crew, which also claims to be remaking Anaconda,
passes by. Doug angrily confronts Griff, who admits that he lied
about buying the legal rights to the franchise. After an argument,
Griff leaves to join the other crew, but arrives there after the
anaconda has left the set in ruins and abandoned, having killed many
of the cast and crew.
Meanwhile,
Ana reveals herself to be an illegal gold
miner on
the run from police. She is apprehended by a police officer who has
been tracking her, but Griff reappears and shoots the officer in the
leg, assuming him to be a villain. Ana kills the officer, holds the
friends at gunpoint, and demands that they gather gold for her until
Claire successfully defeats her and takes the gun away from her, but
then the anaconda drags Ana underwater, killing her and allowing the
friends to escape.
As the
friends try to make their way home, Doug is swallowed whole by the
anaconda. Kenny, Griff, and Claire later discover his lifeless body,
which they use as bait to distract it, presuming him to be dead. Doug
suddenly awakens as the anaconda is approaching him and narrowly
escapes.
The
friends return to the wrecked film set and encounter Ice
Cube,
one of the Sony actors, who helps to hold off the snake and equips
the team with weapons before heading out to rescue any surviving crew
members. The friends attempt to kill the snake with pyrotechnics,
but when that fails, Griff shoots propane
tanks with
a flare
gun to
blow up the anaconda's body, and Doug delivers the final blow to its
head.
The
group finishes their film, but cannot secure theatrical distribution
as Sony sends them a cease-and-desist letter.
Griff later re-lands a role in the S.W.A.T. TV
series and marries Claire. Doug is visited by Jennifer
Lopez,
who liked his film and invites him to direct an actual reboot.
Meanwhile, Santiago is revealed to be alive.
Sources
IMBD
Rotten
Tomatoes
Wikipedia