Wax: Empties 8/1-8/31/2024

 Wax Empties: 8/1-8/31/2024

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Disclaimer/Disclose.

All wax I have purchased, or it has been sent to me in swaps that I do. I try and remember and disclose that information. I am never sent anything for free from the vendors

These are my opinions and mine only. This is not meant to influence your purchase just to share with you my experiences with vendors

I will never, won't ever and have never bashed another vendor. Sharing my experiences both good and bad is not bashing.

I do not believe in Ass wax. If the wax is going to throw it's going to throw. No wax should need more than 2 weeks from pour date to fully cure.

Yes, I am a vendor. I have been purchasing wax and candles for as long as I can remember. I do love to share my experiences. I enjoy wax and candles and will continue to make my own and purchase, but I will never review my own here

Things that drive me crazy.

No vendor or scent name on labels. This is basically advertising and why wouldn't you do it? Plus, if I get or send to someone else and they or me want more, how do they know who to buy it from?

All over prices. I have been noticing vendors lately have 2 ounces of one shape for a certain price, then the same ounces of a different shape for a different price. This is a huge turn off for me

Restocks that only have certain quantities and the sell out right away. I have no tolerance for that and just won't order

Vendors who take a single scent and make it sound like a blend. I feel like this is duping your customers and shouldn't be done. People who do empty videos, who are also vendors, that review their own product.

Vendors who get involved in other people's drama.

The opinions I put here are my opinions/experiences only. I fully urge each and every one of you to form your own opinions/experiences on vendors for yourself by placing an order and getting a DE-stash. Candles have many aspects to them and if I say I had a hard time burning one candle that doesn't mean the rest from the same vendor will be like that.

Melting.

Vendor; Destination Wax

Web; destinationwax.com

Facebook; www.facebook.com/groups/DestinationWAX

Owner; Rebecca Harris

Scent: Lavender Lullaby

Scent Description: Sweet blend of lavender, lilac and mimosa flower

Thoughts: This was super light; I was hoping it would be a strong lavender

Hit or Miss; Both

Scent: Blackberry Marmalade

Scent Description: Blackberry Marmalade with no floral notes

Thoughts: This smelled amazing! It was a strong blackberry jelly scent

Hit or Miss; Hit

Scent: Magic Marshmallow

Scent Description: Magic Spell plus creamy marshmallow

Thoughts: This did smell like a super strong sugary marshmallow

Hit or Miss; Hit

Scent: Lavender: Vanilla Spice

Scent Description: Lavender, Vanilla Flower & Hint of Spices

Thoughts: This was mostly spice

Hit or Miss; Both

Scent: Black Chamomile

Scent Description: Chamomile, Tonka Bean, Wild Lily and Bergamot

Thoughts: This was nice, it wasn't overly strong

Hit or Miss; Hit

Scent: Cuban Tobacco

Scent Description: Tobacco Leaf with Cinnamon, cloves and incense

Thoughts: This was such a nice smokey scent

Hit or Miss; Hit

Scent: Cactus Blossom & Melon

Scent Description: Fresh Flowers, Cactus, Coconut, Musk, Sandalwood & Melon

Thoughts: This was very fresh with a melon background

Hit or Miss; Both

Scent: Boardwalk Marshmallow Clouds

Thoughts: This wasn't the strongest one I've had; most are stronger than this, so it wasn't my favorite

Hit or Miss; Both

Scent: Vanilla Lush

Thoughts: I like the wax version of vanilla lush, better than the actual products from Lush

Hit or Miss; Hit

Scent: Lavender Twilight

Thoughts: This was ok, it wasn't the strongest

Hit or Miss; Both

Vendor: L3 Waxy Wonders

Web; https://www.l3waxywonders.com/

Facebook; https://www.facebook.com/groups/L3WaxyWonders/

Owner; Jennifer Westing

Scent: Blue Sugar Vanilla Lace Zucchini Bread

Thoughts: Thankfully the Blue Sugar was dominant, and the zucchini was very soft in the back

Hit or Miss; Both

Scent: Fresh Picked Strawberries Sugared Lavender Cake

Thoughts: This was another that was mostly strawberry and I'm grateful as I don't care for lavender bakery scents

Hit or Miss; Both

Scent: Sugar Cakes Palo Santo

Thoughts: I wish this would have been stronger. It was much lighter than I expected

Hit or Miss; Both

Scent: Strawberry Jam Zucchini Bread

Thoughts: Nope, this was strong on the zucchini and light on the strawberry, not my favorite

Hit or Miss, Miss

Scent: Pie Crust Vanilla Bean Noel

Thoughts: This smelled exactly like it sounds like it should

Hit or Miss; Hit

Scent: Cupcakes at Tiffany's Vanilla Ice Cream Parlor

Thoughts: This was so nice! It was strong and creamy

Hit or Miss; Hit

Scent: Turquoise Sky Woodsage Sea Salt

Thoughts: This wasn't what I expected, and it was a little light

Hit or Miss; Both

Scent: Sweet Lavender + Tea & Cakes + Mallow Fluff

Thoughts: Again, with the food and lavender mix, not my favorite

Hit or Miss; Both

Scent: Ship Faced

Scent Description: Orange Juice Flamingo Beach Type

Thoughts: I didn't catch this was a scoopable in a scent shot, it was impossible to get out of the packaging because of the soft slimy nature. I couldn't smell this based on the orange

Hit or Miss; Both

Scent: 1000 Kisses

Thoughts: This was really nice, it was powdery

Hit or Miss; Hit

Scent: Strawberry Cream Rolls

Thoughts: This was great! It was a super bakery creamy strawberry

Hit or Miss; Hit

Scent: Powdered Donuts Blueberry Mallo Cashmere White Birch

Thoughts: This was perfect! It was blueberry and donuts!!

Hit or Miss; Hit

Scent: Beach Nights BBW Type + Cotton Candy + Avo Bath Type

Thoughts: This was interesting, I think I would have liked this better without avo bath

Hit or Miss; Hit

Scent: Season of the Witch

Scent Description: Apples and Leaves

Thoughts: This was exactly what is sounds like, it was crispy and fall like

Hit or Miss; Hit

Scent: Apple Jack & Raspberry Hello Sugar Fresh Picked Strawberries

Thoughts: This was different but I'm not sure if I liked it

Hit or Miss; Both

Scent: Green Tea Jasmine Vanilla

Thoughts: This was so good, and I normally don't like green tea scents

Hit or Miss; Hit

Scent: Orange Juice Cake Pink Frosted Cake Lemon Icebox Cookies

Thoughts: My nose only picked up the pink frosted cake and lemon

Hit or Miss; Both

Scent: Olive Branch Lush Type

Thoughts: This smelled super nice, it was really clean

Hit or Miss; Hit

Scent: Frosted Juniper Cranberry Orange Chiffon Cake

Thoughts: All I got was the frosted juniper and cranberry

Hit or Miss; Both

Scent: Baccarat Rouge 540

Thoughts: This one is always just ok to me, no matter the vendor

Hit or Miss; Both

Scent: Frosted Mallow + Pink Chiffon + Strawberry Pound Cake + Sugar Cookie Royale

Thoughts: This was creamy and strong and just such an amazing scent

Hit or Miss; Hit

Scent: Liana's Lullaby

Thoughts: This was a scoopable in a cup, what a messy pain. The scent was really good

Hit or Miss; Both

Scent: Coconut Coast Honeydew Melon Copper Coconut

Thoughts: This was really nice, and I normally don't love melon scents

Hit or Miss; Hit

Scent: Sweet on Paris Hello Sugar

Thoughts: This was such a great blend; it was so simple yet so nice

Hit or Miss; Hit

Scent: Pumpkin Sugared Donuts Zucchini Bread Sugar Cookie Royale

Thoughts: I had a love/hate relationship with this one, the zucchini bread where there and it was strong, yet it was a creamy pumpkin under all that. Of course, it was an entire loaf that I received in a mystery box

Hit or Miss; Both

Scent: Coconut Milk Lavender Mallow Pink Sugar Sea Salt

Thoughts: This was amazing! It smelled so nice and clean

Hit or Miss; Hit

Scent: Hawaiian Hibiscus Coconut Blue Volcano

Thoughts: This was so nice and super strong!

Hit or Miss; Hit

Scent: Cashmere Cedar

Thoughts: This was a single oil and sample sized, it was pretty strong and really nice

Hit or Miss; Hit

Scent: White Cake

Thoughts: This was a single oil sample size and although it was pretty creamy it was very light

Hit or Miss; Both

Vendor; Kushner Kreations

Web; kushnerkreations.weebly.com

Facebook; www.facebook.com/groups/KushnerKreations

Owner; April Kushner

Scent: Mermaid Tail

Scent Description: Watermelon, Grapefruit, Strawberry, Green Melon, White Lily, Ozone, Balsamic Vanilla and Fresh Woods

Thoughts: This was super fruity, it smelled really good it just wasn't overly strong

Hit or Miss; Hit

Scent: Shut up Ralphie!

Thoughts: I don't know what this scent was, but it was a creamy bakery

Hit or Miss; Hit

Scent: Warm Vanilla Sugar

Thoughts: This was strong, and I loved every second of it!

Hit or Miss; Hit

Scent: Sea Glass

Scent Description: Cherry, Orange, Lemon, Plum, Pineapple, Acai Berry, Sea Spray, Vanilla Rum, Coconut & Ozone

Thoughts: This wasn't the strongest, it was still a very nice light fruity

Hit or Miss; Hit

Vendor; Athame + Alchemy

Web; Home | athame + alchemy (athameandalchemy.com)

Facebook; (3) athame + alchemy | Facebook

Owner; Kimberly Gonzalez

Scent: Teddy Bear Picnic

Scent Description: Peach Waffles with butter & maple syrup. Lemon cakes with icing and cold iced tea

Thoughts: This was basically PPW with Lemon Cake and Iced Tea and it smelled more like PPW

Hit or Miss; Both

Scent: Bakasana

Scent Description: Palo Santo, Lemon Blossom, Cashmere, Butter, Toffee, Buttercream, Fluffy Vanilla Cake and Cedar Wood

Thoughts: This should have been stronger, but it just wasn't, I was really hoping for this to be in your face but it was barley there

Hit or Miss; Both

Scent: Emotional Larceny

Scent Description: Woodsy Vetiver + Bergamot, Lemon Peel, Warm Amber, Black Plums, Cherry Juice, Sandalwood and Peppercorn

Thoughts: This wasn't at all what I thought it would be and it was super light

Hit or Miss; Both

Vendor; Rose Girls

Web; https://www.rgwax.com/

Facebook; www.facebook.com/groups/rgwax/

Owner; Jenny Oaks

Scent: A Blaze of Glory

Scent Description: Nag Champa + Tobacco Cedar + Vanilla + Sandalwood

Thoughts: This was such a perfect smokey scent, it was manly and hippie and smokey all at the same time

Hit or Miss; Hit

Scent: Tea and Cakes

Scent Description: Black Tea + Orange + Almond

Thoughts: This is a single oil, but it smells so good

Hit or Miss; Hit

Scent: The Perfect Match

Scent Description: Snickerdoodle Cookies + Honey + Campfire Marshmallows + Marshmallow Fireside

Thoughts: This really smelled like a camp site, and it was so good!

Hit or Miss; Hit

Scent: World on Fire

Scent Description: Leather + Palo Santo + Sensual Vanilla

Thoughts: OMG, I hate leather, but this scent was just amazing

Hit or Miss; Hit

Scent: Jumping on Blue Sugar Clouds

Scent Description: Blue Sugar + Vanilla Crunch Donuts + Cotton Candy Frosting + Cuppa Cake + Monster Cookie + Marshmallow Smoothie

Thoughts: There was a lot going on in this one, I was hoping the blue sugar would be dominant, but it was barley there. It was still a stronger creamy scent

Hit or Miss; Both

Scent: Fifteen Minutes of Flame

Scent Description: Blue Sugar + Caramel + Resin + Charred Wood + Warm Amber

Thoughts: This was a good one, it was smooth and smokey

Hit or Miss; Hit

Scent: Little Red Riding Hood

Scent Description: Mac Apple + Cedarwood + Smoke Embers + Sage + Cinnamon

Thoughts: This was literally the perfect fall scent

Hit or Miss; Hit

Scent: Burning Desire

Scent Description: Sweet Lavender + Tonka + Myrrh + Egyptian Musk + Black Amber

Thoughts: This was another really good one

Hit or Miss; Hit

Vendor; Swanky

Web; www.swankycandlecompany.com

Facebook; www.facebook.com/groups/swankyscentgroup

Owner; Jeannie Jeffrey

Scent: Can't Stop Loving You (Kilian Type)

Scent Description: A soft, sweet fragrance oil that opens with orange blossom honey, then warms up with notes of Madagascar vanilla, oakmoss and olibanum.

Thoughts: This was a great scent; it was floral and vanilla

Hit or Miss; Hit

Scent: ACQUA DI PARMA (Fico di Amalfi Type) -

Scent Description: Bright, fruity top notes are anchored by sultry fig and cedarwood. This fragrance will remind you of a very fancy hotel in the heart of Italy - whether you've ever actually visited or not! Italian Lemon, Bergamot, Grapefruit, Fig Nectar, Pink Pepper, Jasmine, Fig Wood, Cedarwood.

Thoughts: I just copied the description from the pre-order. This was a really nice smokey fruity scent

Hit or Miss; Hit

Scent: Under the Lemon Tree (Maison Margiela Type)

Scent Description; Interpretation of Maison Margiela Under the Lemon Tree. This fresh, green fragrance combines fresh lemon with green leaves and soft breezes.

Thoughts: This wasn't my favorite, it was a very tart lemon

Hit or Miss; Both

Bath & Body

Vendor: Candy Pandy

Web: www.thecandypanda.com

Facebook: www.facebook.com/groups/candypanda

Owner; Yuli Orozco

What: Sugar Scrub

Scent: Lumberjack

Scent Description: Oakmoss, sandalwood, musk, citrus, and bergamot

Thoughts: This was a super nice scrub, and it smelled amazing

Hit or Miss; Hit

Vendor; Tonshi Mountain Studios

Web; http://tonshimountain.com/

Facebook; https://www.facebook.com/groups/TonshiWax

Owner; Angela Quick & Suzanne Nelson

Incense: Super clean burning and smells great

Scent: Hibiscus and White Amber

Scent: Rain Forest

Scent: Vanilla

Scent: Wildberry Tullip

Scent: Lavender Violet

Scent: Blackberry

Scent: Dragon's Blood

Scent: Midnight Rain

Scent: Enchantment

Scent: Black Amber & Oak

Vendor; Athame + Alchemy

Web; Home | athame + alchemy (athameandalchemy.com)

Facebook; (3) athame + alchemy | Facebook

Owner; Kimberly Gonzalez

What: Incense

Scent: Now is the Winter of our Discontent

Scent Description: Creamy Vanilla, Peppermint Candy Green Leaves Soft Musk, Dry Wood and Patchouli

Thoughts: This smelled super strong, but it was quick and not clean burning

Hit or Miss; Both

Vendor; Sea Sugar

What: Sugar Scrub

Scent: Georgia Peach

Thoughts: I loved this scrub, just not so much the scent. This was the perfect type of scrub, and I wish I could order more!

Hit or Miss; Hit

Movie: The Bikeriders (2023) Caution Spoiler Alert

 The Bikeriders

Came out; 2023

Time; 1 hour 56 Minutes

Watched: Peacock

Rated: R for language throughout, violence, some drug use and brief sexuality

IMDB Rating; 6.7/10

Rotten Tomatoes:

Tomato Meter 80%

Popcorn Meter 75%

Caution; Spoiler Alert

Staring.

Austin Butler as Benny

Jodie Comer as Kathy

Tom Hardy as Johnny

Michael Shannon as Zipco

Mike Faist as Danny

Boyd Holbrook as Cal

Damon Herriman as Brucie

Beau Knapp as Wahoo

Story Line.

THE BIKERIDERS captures a rebellious time in America when the culture and people were changing. After a chance encounter at a local bar, strong-willed Kathy (Jodie Comer) is inextricably drawn to Benny (Austin Butler), the newest member of Midwestern motorcycle club, the Vandals led by the enigmatic Johnny (Tom Hardy). Much like the country around it, the club begins to evolve, transforming from a gathering place for local outsiders into a dangerous underworld of violence, forcing Benny to choose between Kathy and his loyalty to the club

Thoughts:

I was bored to death during the movie. It was literally so slow and just hard to watch.

I found the acting to be good, the characters well written for a biker gang. I didn't really understand the whole plot, was it the story of the starting of a biker gang or the story of Benny & Kathy or both!

Maybe it just wasn't my type of movie since the ratings were all really good, I'm not sure but this is one I won't go out of my way to watch again.

CAUTION; Spoiler Alert

In 1965, Kathy Bauer meets Benny Cross, a hotheaded member of the Chicago-based Vandals Motorcycle Club and marries him just five weeks later. Photography student Danny Lyon travels with and interviews the Vandals. He learns from Kathy that the founder, Johnny Davis, was supposedly inspired to create the club after watching Marlon Brando in The Wild One. Johnny's leadership is challenged when he rebuffs a Vandal's suggestion that new chapters be allowed to form. They engage in a fistfight which Johnny wins. He reestablishes his authority but grants permission to expand the club anyway. New chapters begin to form across the Midwest.

In 1969, Benny is attacked by two men in a bar for wearing his colors. His foot is nearly severed by a shovel during the altercation. Johnny forces the owner to provide the names of the men and orders the Vandals to burn down the bar. While Benny is recovering from surgery, Johnny pressures him to come to a motorcycle rally before he is fully healed, to Kathy's objection. Johnny offers Benny leadership of the club when he steps down, but Benny rejects it.

A 20-year-old delinquent known as "the Kid" asks Johnny to allow him and his motorcycle club to join the Vandals. Johnny initially dismisses them but decides to test the Kid by allowing only him to join. When he expresses his willingness to abandon his friends, Johnny rejects him. The Kid attacks Johnny with a knife, who beats him and warns him not to come back.

In 1975, Lyon interviews Kathy about the fate of the Vandals. She explains that Johnny became despondent after the death of his lieutenant Brucie in a vehicular accident, and the club grew increasingly violent after drug-addicted Vietnam War veterans joined the ranks. At a party, longtime member Cockroach is beaten by new members when he drunkenly expresses a desire to leave the club to become a motorcycle police officer. Kathy is nearly gang-raped while Benny is busy taking Cockroach to the hospital and is narrowly rescued by Johnny. Furious that Benny wasn't at the party to protect her, she demands Benny quit the Vandals. Instead, he leaves her for several days. To allow Cockroach to safely leave the club, Johnny takes Benny to stage a break-in at his house, where they shoot him non-fatally in the leg. Perturbed by the increasing violence of the club and again rejecting Johnny's offer of leadership, Benny quits and leaves Chicago for parts unknown.

The Kid, now a member of the Vandals Milwaukee chapter, challenges Johnny to a knife fight for leadership, only to shoot and kill him. Kathy explains to Lyon that after the Kid took over the Vandals, they became a large criminal gang involved in drug trafficking and murder. The older members either fell in line, left to obtain legitimate jobs, or died.

Benny, upon learning of Johnny's death, returns home and breaks down. He and Kathy relocate to Florida, where Benny works as a mechanic at his cousin's garage and has stopped riding motorcycles. Kathy tells Lyon that they are happy, and Benny doesn't miss the biker lifestyle. She looks out the window at Benny, who smiles as the sounds of motorcycles are heard.

Movie; Unfrosted (2024) Caution Spoiler Alert

 Unfrosted

Came out; 2024

Time; 1 hour 33 Minutes

Watched: Netflix

Rated: PG-13 for some suggestive references and language

IMDB Rating; 5.5/10

Rotten Tomatoes:

Tomato Meter 42%

Popcorn Meter 51%

Caution; Spoiler Alert

Staring.

Isaac Bae as George

Jerry Seinfeld as Bob Cabana

Christian Slater as Mike Diamond

Jim Gaffigan as Edsel Kellogg III

Sarah Cooper as Poppy Northcutt

Kyle Mooney as Snap

Mikey Day as Crackle

Drew Tarver as Pop

Amy Schumer as Marjorie Post

Max Green field as Rick Ludwin

Hugh Grant as Thurl Ravenscroft

Melissa McCarthy as Donna Stankowski

Jack McBrayer as Steve Schwinn

Story Line.

In 1963 Michigan, business rivals Kellogg's and Post compete to create a cake that could change breakfast forever.

Thoughts:

I thought this was a fun little movie. It was cute, funny and slightly stupid all at once.

I loved the clothing in this movie, they styling was really fun to watch.

It had a decent plot; the acting was good and there were funny parts. All in all I thought it was pretty good!

CAUTION; Spoiler Alert

A young runaway orders Pop-Tarts in a diner. He reads the story of the origin of Pop Tarts from the Kellog's box it came in. Bob Cabana (Jerry Seinfeld), who is sitting next to the boy in the diner, offers to tell him the true origin story of the American breakfast food.

In 1963, Bob is head of development at the Kellogg's corporation, headquartered in Battle Creek, Michigan. In this period, the American breakfast is defined by milk and cereal. The 2 undisputed giants of the breakfast world are Kellog's and Post. Kellog's is led by Edsel Kellog, and he reviews the daily sales numbers with Bob. Fruit Loops have just been launched and the survey responses are extremely bad. Time to sag 14 seconds, zero milk buoyancy, and sinking easily. Bob asks to double the sugar and triple the gluten and respell FRUIT as FROOT. After once again dominating their rival Post in the annual Bowl and Spoon Awards, Bob senses that Post is about to unveil something that could dominate the market. Post is led by Marjorie Post, and her PA Rick Ludwin (Max Greenfield). Isaiah Lamb (Andy Daly) leads Quaker Oats. Soon after, Bob observes kids' Butchie (Bailey Sheetz) and Cathy (Eleanor Sweeney) dumpster-diving outside the Post HQ. Bob gets curious and goes to investigate himself. He discovers that Post is creating a shelf-stable, fruit-based pastry breakfast food that seems to have addictive effects on kids. The kids were looking for the by-product of the production process, which itself was a sweet gooey substance, and highly addictive in itself.

A spy at Post reports that they have further developed a product Bob's former co-worker Donna "Stan" Stankowski (Melissa McCarthy) had created for Kellogg's. The spy reported that Post had access to the original work done by Bob and Stan and built on it. Bob knows that no cereal would survive against the fruit-based pastry. Bob convinces Kellogg to hire Stan back from NASA, and the team sets to work creating their own version of the pastry, joining forces with several prominent industry figures as "taste pilots." The pilots include soft serve ice cream genius Tom Carvel (Adrian Martinez), Children's bicycle maker Steve Schwinn (Jack McBrayer), inventor of the sea monkey Harold Von Braunhut (Thomas Lennon), canned meatballs inventor Chef Boy Ardee (Bobby Moynihan), fitness icon Jack LaLanne (James Marsden), and a computer from IBM guided by Purvis Pendleton (Aparna Nancherla). Edsel says that they are developing a product that doesn't need milk, which is guaranteed to earn the ire of the ruthless milk syndicate which will do anything to protect its own territory.

Post also interrogates the dumpster kids and realizes that their new product has already been leaked to their competition. But their product is still not complete, as it is causing rashes. Marjorie decides that Kellog's is upping is game and wants the product on the shelves quickly.

Marjorie Post (Amy Schumer), the head of the Post company and Edsel Kellogg's (Jim Gaffigan) former lover, calls a meeting of the "five cereal families": Kellogg's, Post, Quaker, Ralston Purina and General Mills. To the surprise of Bob's team, Marjorie announces that their product will be on shelves within one week. Bob undercuts them by obtaining exclusive rights to 99% of the world's sugar by making a deal with Puerto Rican criminal El Sucre (Felix Solis).

Bob begins to worry about the taste pilots' lack of progress, but he and Stan combine several of their ideas to come up with a rectangular, fruit-filled food packaged in foil that can be toasted. Harold and Boy Ardee team up together to create a sea monkey filled Ravioli, that comes alive. Eventually, the sentient ravioli grows and then escapes captivity. Kellogg warns Bob that by creating a product that is served without milk, they may be stepping on the toes of the dairy industry, in reality an incredibly powerful and ruthless cabal who end up kidnapping and threatening Bob. Harry Friendly (Peter Dinklage) is the leader of the milk syndicate who abducts Bob. Bob is made to walk down "the aisle", a passage in a cow shed, surrounded by cow's behinds.

Meanwhile, Marjorie cannot get sugar anywhere in the world. She visits the USSR to secure rights to Cuban sugar from Nikita Khrushchev (Dean Norris). The idea of a communist breakfast worries president John F. Kennedy (Bill Burr), who summons the Kellogg's team to the White House, and agrees to instruct his brother to put pressure on organized milk.

While testing the new pastry, taste pilot Steve Schwinn (Jack McBrayer) is blown up in an accident (his oxygen supply snaps and comes in contact with the heat source of the toaster, igniting it) and is buried with "full cereal honors". But the taste pilot is a success and Kellog have a new breakfast treat. Meanwhile, Thurl Ravenscroft (Hugh Grant), a long-suffering Shakespearean actor who performs the mascot role of Tony the Tiger for Kellogg's, is convinced by the milk syndicate that the new breakfast pastry will make the cereal mascot obsolete. At Schwinn's funeral, Thurl convinces the other mascots to join him in a strike.

The Post sugar deal with Russia triggers the US-Soviet Cuban missile crisis. Marjorie and Edsel realize that their feud is going to destroy everything they have built. Edsel decides to release Marjorie's sugar.

The team struggles with marketing the new pastry. The ad executives suggest a marketing campaign around the provocative themed "Jelle Jollie". They eventually settle on the name "Trat-Pop" (Toaster Ready Anytime Treat, Put on Plate) by consulting Butchie and Cathy. A mob of mascots, led by Thurl - now dressed as the QAnon Shaman - violently breaches Kellogg's headquarters, hoping to stop the product from being certified by the FDA. They are too late, and the product is certified. Walter Cronkite (Kyle Dunnigan), reading a news brief off a piece of Silly Putty, misreads "Trat-Pop" as "Pop-Tart," forcing Kellogg's to change the name moments before they are shipped out.

The following morning, Pop-Tarts sell out of every store in the country within 60 seconds, defeating Post's poorly named "Country Squares". Thurl ends up facing a congressional committee for his role in the attack, the milkmen are implicated in Kennedy's assassination, and Marjorie Post becomes an icon of feminism who retires to Mar-a-Lago.

Stan leaves Kellogg's again becomes a hippie and invents granola. Bob becomes nationally famous, and during an interview on The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson, is shot by Andy Warhol (Dan Levy), who is furious that the name "Pop-Tart" sounds like "pop art." Bob survives thanks to the titanium foil packet in his pocket.

In the present, the boy expresses doubt that a Pop-Tart packet could stop a bullet and begins to question other elements of the story like the existence of a sentient ravioli creature. Bob admits that the story was made up as the boy's parents arrive to take him home. As they turn to go, the ravioli creature emerges from Bob's pocket.