Black Forest
Came
out; 2012
Time;
1 Hour 24 Minutes
Watched
on; Netflix
Rating;
None Listed
IMDB
Rating; 4.1
Rotten
Tomatoes Score; No Rating
Caution; Spoiler Alert
Synopsis; Modern day tourists find
themselves lured into a deadly game in an alternate world where every fairy
tale we were told at bedtime is real
Staring;
Tinsel Korey as Karin
Dhaffer L’Abidine as Saxon
Andy Clemence as Walter Anderson
Oliver James as Gallen
Lally Percy as Crone
Sapphire Elia as Amber
Howard Charles as Conrad
Ben Cross as Cazmar
Thoughts;
So, this movie was marketed as
Fantasy, Horror, Sci-Fi. It should not have been added to Horror as there was
not one thing scary about this movie.
It started off ok, then got to
where it may have been a good movie, then got weird, then got bad.
The acting was awful, the “token
geeks” had strange tones to their voice and at some point during the movie, I
thought I was watching The Power Rangers!
So, it starts with a guy in a bar.
Turns out he is talking to someone trying to get him to go on a “Mid-Summer’s
Night Tour” in Germany where this lone man appears to be on vacation. Queue on
to later when they are all meeting each other and getting ready for said tour.
They consist of a married couple (and their baby), a pair of nerds, a hot
babysitter (with boobs/cleave out of course) and a doctor. They board the bus
and go to their destination.
What appear to be special effects
turn out to be all too real, especially when a fairy that sucker punches the
mother kidnaps the baby!
Then, it goes from weird to bad,
just bad. The 7 dwarfs are killers who eat people, really-who the heck thought
of this?! Clocks with no times and all the fairy tales and urban legends that
you can imagine.
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